Table of Figments in the Phony House

1d20 Hoaxes and Hoopla:

1. Brightly painted "tribal" masks. The cheap paint is pealing.
2. Shrunken heads, probably made of tanned internal organs.
3. An "ancient magic sword." Mirrors cast a greenish glow on the blade from below.
4. A jar of eyes.
5. A ram with a pig's head.
6. A masked ape with painted yellow fur.
7. Wooden totems, badly carved into the shapes of animals.
8. Beehives painted red. Preserves beetles with reddish fuzz glued onto them.
9. A "magic crystal" that looks a lot like colored glass possibly stolen from a church.
10. A bear in people clothes.
11. The Mysterious Mirror! It shows you slightly fatter and shorter!
12. The Dat! A dog with cat ears, stripes, and tail, created by an unholy union brought about by dark sorcery!
13. The Dancing Armor! Wires move the suit for any that pay half attention.
14. A chart of werewolf anatomy with a silver bolt and a tooth. The bolt and tooth are obviously hoaxes but the chart may actually have some merit if translated.
15. Salamanders with colored feathers glued to them.
16. A gelatinous cube! Made of colored jello.
17. Birds with strange beaks and feathers. It seems a talented taxidermist has swapped around some parts.
18. Hideous Hunglewumpfs! Balls of hair shaved from a very hairy man and glued together. Depicted as if in their natural environment. 
19. The Lenses of Lost Lemuria! A bunch of oddly warped circular lenses placed in a nonsensical apparatus.
20. A vision of another world! Its a globe someone has painted differently.